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Anatomy
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Break the Seal
A piss poor animal pun.
Friday, January 29, 2016
Ear Shot
For those who are hard [liquor] of hearing.
Monday, November 30, 2015
Heavy Doodie
This is how I feel and what I make after the T-Day weekend.
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Eyes Scream
A disturbing dessert.
Monday, November 02, 2015
Vowel Movement
What happens after being consonanted.
Monday, October 12, 2015
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Arm Chair
It comes in handy.
Wednesday, September 09, 2015
Double Doodie
This is a shitty pun with a couple of meanings.
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Brainy Yak
The smartest creature in the animal kingdom.
Thursday, July 09, 2015
Co-bra
It's difficult to slither into.
Tuesday, July 07, 2015
Hind Sight
Looking back, this pun may have been a bit ass-inine.
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Baby Bump
A childish greeting.
Monday, February 23, 2015
Period drama
A new episode every month.
Monday, November 03, 2014
Poonicorn
The shittiest magial creature.
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Booty Salon
You can find some pretty asses here.
Tuesday, May 06, 2014
Buff 'elo
This makes it difficult for me to pronounce "buffalo" without sounding like Mrs. Doubtfire.
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Coat Rack
This jacket is the tits.
Monday, December 30, 2013
Blood Line
They might also be your cell mates.
Second Hand Smoke
We need to knuckle down on this issue.