Sticky Moments

Heavy Doodie

This is how I feel and what I make after the T-Day weekend.

Vowel Movement

 

What happens after being consonanted.

Double Doodie

This is a shitty pun with a couple of meanings.

Sham Poo

That's truly a dirty pillow.

Hind Sight

Looking back, this pun may have been a bit ass-inine.

Curse-or

Click, click, #$!%!, click, click.

Period drama

 

A new episode every month.

Uni-porn

 

A dirty fantasy... creature.

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/140157-uni-porn

Poonicorn

The shittiest magial creature.

Changing of the guards

It's her duty to handle their doodie.

Booty Salon

 

You can find some pretty asses here.

Coat Rack

This jacket is the tits.

That's Some Funny Shit

This joke stinks.

Bottom of the Barrel

Jacques Ass

Stinky Frenchman

Half Assed

Cork Screw

Circle Jerk

In bad shape.

Turn on TV

Booty Pageant